certaintendencies:

daffydthomas:

My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)

this should be a video game

(via ixerro)

God: *creates the human butt*

God: Oh they are gonna love this

annoyings:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

forced communication all hours of the day is not natural

hoLY FUCK THANK U

(via hapdagger)